She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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