Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
That accounts for only three of the penises
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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