TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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