When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
This is my gift to your gina
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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