Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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