Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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