Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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