She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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