yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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