when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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