She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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