You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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