I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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