Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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