You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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