check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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