and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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