Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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