You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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