with your own penis?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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