no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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