She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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