I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wish my penis had a tongue
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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