Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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