Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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