I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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