I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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