Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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