In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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