You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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