He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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