As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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