thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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