Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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