There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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