Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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