have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Boobs are out for the taking
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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