Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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