No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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