so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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