i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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