wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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