She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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