we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
