You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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