We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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