to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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