we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
