Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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