i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.