my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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