How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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