I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
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Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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