Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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