My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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