I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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